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Name:
Pete
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4 February 1977
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"All I said was, the historical Jesus probably bore more resemblance to Woody Allen than to Robert Powell. And apparently that's blasphemy."

It won't be a stylish gayness;
I can't afford an anus.

"And that explanation was longer than the maximum duration of satisfaction to be gained from hearing it, so I'm now officially wasting your time."

If life gives you lemons, get on the Internet and tell them fruit has jumped the shark.

"All quotations attributed to me are erroneous, including this one" - Oscar Wilde

"Where do you stand on Ricky Gervais?" "His throat."

"If God had wanted men and women to sleep together, he wouldn't have made them so different."

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